Adventures at the Pub Round Two

Me:	I want to do terrible things to Dhani Harrison.
Him:	Well, that was apropos of nothing.
Me:	I'm uncomfortably tipsy and talking about my thesis in a bar with people who use words like "apropos" in drunken conversation. I'll talk about whatever I please.
Him:	Hmm. True. Okay.
Me:	And if you knew what Dhani Harrison looked like, you'd want to have sex with him too.