Allison Versus the Patriarchy: A Conversation Totally in Jest (Except for the Clueless Waiter)

Waiter at Fancy Restaurant:	"Oh, and it's men's night tonight, so drinks are half-price for all the gentlemen in the group."
A:	"What the hell? I'M the oppressed one."
Male Acquaintance:	"Yeah, yeah, patriarchy, parity, rigid gender roles, whatever. You want gender equality but you also want special treatment?"
A:	"Centuries of systemic oppression, dude. The least I can get is cheap booze and free admission to strip clubs."