Texts from Last Night: The Netflix Instant Queue Edition

J:	Teyla [from his favorite show, Stargate: Atlantis] is pregnant!
A:	Oh dear! Ronan's?
J:	No clue. Probably a wraith baby. Or a unicorn dolphin--for ratings.
A:	A unicorn dolphin is just a narwhal.
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J:	That's why I'm marrying you.