On Summer Jobs
| Customer: | What the fuck?! This is bullshit! Bullshit! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you fucking stupid?! |
| Me: | Yes, yes I am. |
| Customer: | . . . |
| Me: | . . . |
| Customer: | I--what--yeah, yeah! You're fucking right you are! |
| Me: | (totally worth it.) |